Insightful quote by Steve Jobs..

Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do. ~Steve Jobs …RIP

“[Porn stars are] the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry Middle America. Yeah I said it.”

“I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction…the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”

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“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes maps. I’m an F-18 bro.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. ~Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times. ~Rita Rudner

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

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