Cute Quotations Archives

Wise, Funny Quotes

Hope these funny quotes make you chuckle as we begin the short work week after the labor day weekend..

It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours. ~Harry S. Truman

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer

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Funny Witty Quotes ~Doug Larson

Some quotes by Doug Larson about people and human nature. More at the link that follows.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. ~Doug Larson

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life. ~Doug Larson

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Funny and Witty Quotes ~W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~W.C. Fields

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Funny Marriage Quotes

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ~Anonymous

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There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the suffering. ~Trevor Rook

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