“[Porn stars are] the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry Middle America. Yeah I said it.”

“I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction…the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”

“I’m extremely old-fashioned. I’m a nobleman. I’m chivalrous.”

“I think people misinterpret my passion for anger.”

“I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ball player – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”

“I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.”

“What’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“I’m not bi-polar. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

“The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was banging seven gram rocks because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, GO. I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man.”

“It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

“Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”

 

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