“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes maps. I’m an F-18 bro.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I’m entertained as hell. I’m not saying that it’s not true, but I’m saying that I’m laughing. And I’m laughing with the goddesses; I’m laughing with my friends.”

“Don’t be worried, don’t be worried. I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; What’s wrong with that?”

“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh.. this terrestrial realm.”

“Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

 

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